You pay for what you get
Here’s one person I’ve been sick of for a long time:
Bob Dylan.
You know what, fuck Bob Dylan.
For all of his songs of protest and the supposed good he’s done, it’s his generation that’s in charge; and we see how well that’s turned out, haven’t we?
I’m tired of Rolling Stone and other 60ites sucking Dylan’s cock and clamoring about his greatness and influence.
No. Sorry. Uh uh.
Greatness does not promote shitty-ass American made automobiles.
Influence does not fade after a decade.
So enough already.
OH yeah, come to daddy on this one. Asshole. Why don’t YOU fuck Bob Dylan and then tell us how that worked out for you. For fuck’s sake. This whole “so-and-so and his/her generation are in charge now” thing is such a cop-out lame-ass crock of shit. At least Dylan had the courage to strap on an electic guitar and piss people off the good old fashioned way. What kind of social message has that mewling puke Dave Matthews put out lately? More 6/8 beat-driven “she won’t fuck me anymore” songs, that’s what. I say we drive Dave to the chipper in a shitty-ass ‘Murkin car, how ’bout that?
I was never a huge fan of his Bob-ness, and I’m not standing up for him as a fan, per se. He was kind of an angst-riddled whiny little shitbag, really. BUT, he followed in the time-honored Seeger/Guthrie tradition of social commentary through music kind of deal, ya know? He helped wake people the hell up and get ‘em motivated at a time when the country sure as fuck needed it. And for that, I’ll gladly get in line to kneel down and gobble his shriveled up old phizz. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Now this is the exact reaction I was hoping for.
Outstanding rant by Cornboy, but he ain’t gettin’ off that easy.
I don’t know boo about music (6/8 beat-driven) but I’ll say this about Dave Matthews (an easy target for curmudgeons by the way), he gets the ladies horny. Dylan made people think. That’s nice and all, but the only person Dylan got horny was Allen Ginsberg.
So with that, Cornboy can exhume the body of Allen Ginsberg and go fuck Dylan with Ginsberg’s shriveled up old phizz.