You got what you deserved

As you know, some folks deserve a slap, and others a good old fashioned beat-down.

Rush Limbaugh deserves the latter – yeah?

Now I know Rush is any easy target for unremitting violence, but what kind of beat-down does he deserve?

I say, for those of you familiar with Gears of War, the Curb Stomp. This is when you stand over your weakened opponent crawling on all fours, raise your foot and you come straight down, stomping hard on at the C1 vertebrae (this is where the spine and the skull meet up). Messy, messy, messy business here kids.

Now for Mr. Limbaugh, his Oxycontin riddled torso should be crawling along the street, his head placed just perfectly over the curb, and then – CRACK – a stomp to the C7 vertebrae with collateral damage to the nasal, zygomatic, mandible and teeth. Leave him alive, but unintelligible and stupid for the rest of his life – kinda like what he is now, but just more so.

~ by isolemnlysweariamuptonogood on February 13, 2008.