You get me closer to god
To stay on topic for a change, I’d like to continue the conversation about Mizz Palin and offer up some questions to fully vet her. Now mind you, these are based on the assumption that she is the supreme Domina.
1. Is she the rattan cane or the whip type? With that severe librarian look she has going on, I say rattan cane. But feel free to disagree.
2. Does she prefer leather, PVC, or latex? This is a tough one, I’ll defer to my bondage experts on this one.
3. Is she into CBT? By the constantly neutered look Todd Palin has, I would say yes. And heaven help that poor fool who knocked up her daughter. I see a stompin’ coming his way – and that’s if it hasn’t happened already – my guess, his balls look like bruised plums and this is the only grandkid he’ll produce.
4. Does Mizz Palin use a strap-on when dominating Todd? Once again, I say yes. I have no doubt that Mizz Palin dolls Todd up and rams him straight through an igloo.
5. How rough can you see Mizz Palin getting with Cindy “hot pink cast” McCain? I say this could be quality Pay-Per-View material here. And before you even start, yes I am assuming Mizz Palin is bi. It’s not because she’s a Domina, but I respectively ask, what former beauty queen contestant hasn’t gone down on her fellow competitors?
Crusader Rabbit is not in the habit of using foul language, but these are extraordinary times. WHAT THE FUCK IS McCain thinking, if at all? I used to think, “how could any reasonably intelligent person vote for Bush twice?” Once I could excuse.A fter some serious contemplation, I realized that none had.
Now these same die hard Republicans that elected Bush twice are accepting this small town twit as a VP contender, a heartbeat from the presidency. And McCain, being the old stuffy fart that he is, may not have many heartbeats left. OK, she was the president of a local PTA.
Now regarding the questions posed:
1. She is without a doubt the rattan cane type. Using a single tail whip takes a lot of discipline, dedication and practice to develop not only style, but precision. Anyone can pick up a piece of stick and beat the hell out of someone.
2. Leather, PVC or latex? I’m going with PVC. Leather people are men and women of integrity. A vision of her in leather is an insult to the Leather Lifestyle Community. I’m ruling out latex, because it so sexually erotic, not her style. Industrial PVC is my bet. Sturdy, and looks good with Birkenstocks and flannel.
3. Yes, and I don’t doubt that CBT gives her great pleasure.
4. Does she use a strap on? Of course, and its probably molded from a cast of George Bush (so I doubt that its very large). Its those small skinny ones that do a lot of damage anyway.
5. Cindy and Mizz Palin? Interesting, but Republicans don’t have sex, its dirty (unless its your knocked up unwed daughter, then is “Happy Face Time”). With all her money, what is Cindy doing with McCain anyway? Hell, she can afford me.
With all due respect to Crusader Rabbit, I must respectfully disagree with most of his answers. I can see the logic behind them but Cornboy has friends in low places, and they go to parties most folks never hear about. Therefore, and forthwith, here are my answers to the questions posed:
1. Domme Sarah’s first choice will always be the whip, with the cane reserved for the First Dude and her small but adoring cadre of submissive Asian girls. I doubt Mz. Sarah tolerates any submissives who whine about having limits, therefore she delights in flaying the skin right off their tender parts. Watch those sagging, paunchy old GOP guys at the convention. See how gingerly they walk? This isn’t from back problems or rotted prostates, it’s the result of another Alaska guv’s mansion party in the basement.
2. Yes, Domme Sarah is strictly bi, and like her political stance, she plays both parties simultaneously as it suits her. This means she wears leather when she’s dom’ing the party guys, McCanus, Karl Rove, The First Dude, and probably both Levi and his dad now that Bristol is knocked up. I mean c’mon, the woman shoots animals from airplanes! You think she’s not wearing leather when she does that? She’s wearing LEATHER, folks, and she’s got it strapped on tight. However, many of your butch Dommes cater to their own subdued submissive side. This is when Slutty Sarah emerges, wearing latex. Remember, latex is all about restricted movement, all-orifice access, and obediance. Now and then, Slutty Sarah visits Grandma Bush for some badly needed discipline and degradation. PVC? I doubt it.
3. CBT? Oh yeah. We’re all in agreement here, folks. And while I’m sure she employs the standard CBT ‘tools of the trade’ (clamps, vises, boots, stiletto heels, roofing nails), I’m fairly certain she would prefer to use just her hands for this kind of work. This is the mark of a true pro Domina. Soft hands and long nails…and lots of time.
4. Mz. Sarah has a collection of strap-ons the likes of which hasn’t been since seen since Caligula’s rule. She’ll stretch your anus out to match your hat size in under a minute, boy-o. You’ll crap bowling balls for an entire month. And if that’s your deal, well then you’ll worship the ground She walks on, righty-right? Fuckin’ A.
5. I would pay serious coin to watch Mz. Sarah work Cindy over. As I understand it, Mz. Sarah is always very angry after a visit with Grandma Bush. She feels dirty and humiliated and disgusted. Much more so than after she lets the First Dude rut on her to produce yet even more drooling offspring. I’m sure she will enjoy taking all this angst out on quivering little Cindy M. Cornboy will work on securing some video of this – keep an eye on your local pay-per-view porn channel.
Next question?
Cornboy