So she can see you coming, all you dirty rotten guys

People, people, people, what do I have to do to keep things in focus? Cornboy and I have already discussed what is and is not sexist behavior. The “lipstick on a pig” comment is not sexist. The Supreme Domina, Mizz Palin is the one who first mentioned lipstick. And for the record, the only difference between Mizz Palin and a pit-bull is not the lipstick, but how soon you have to put it down after it bites someone it shouldn’t.

Now you may ask, what makes Cornboy and me an authority on sexism? Well, I’ll tell ya.

Cornboy and I both survived the mind-bending torture of buxom catholic school girls wearing crucifixes at the crest of their semi-exposed cleavage and then having to watch them hike up their skits as they bounded off to unknown mischief and mayhem when school let out.

Cornboy and I more than appreciate AND respect all the wily tortures the ladies subject us to.

Remember, respect is earned, not given. The Supreme Domina has not earned our respect.

As for some other clarifying notes.

One may ask, why, when you slap said strumpet on the tushy, why do you ask for a ham sandwich? Why not turkey? Why not a peanut butter and jelly? Look at this way, if one is going to exhibit piggish behavior – then one should ask for pig. And before some of you get your panties in a bunch, one the most sexist individuals I have ever known was a horny little lesbian who would bird-dog the ladies while having a beer with you.

I am not sure, or convinced that the Supreme Domina is a witch. I this is true, then this saddens me. I have great respect for witches. My grandmother was an Irish Witch, I myself married an Irish Witch and a good friend of mine is dating an Irish Witch.

I counter Cornboy’s point and offer up the idea that Mizz Palin is in fact Succubus (without the good looks).

Brass tacks, this is sexist:

And if you don’t know why, then I can’t help you.

~ by isolemnlysweariamuptonogood on September 10, 2008.