Archive for the 'Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often' Category

If you live on this planet you’re guilty…

• June 26, 2008 • 1 Comment

George Carlin – 1937 – 2008: I hope reincarnation is a fact so I can come back and fuck teenagers again.

• June 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

It’s time to win a chance to butt-bang your daughter’s tight virgin cherry ass

• May 20, 2008 • 1 Comment

Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct

• April 30, 2008 • 2 Comments

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever known

• March 27, 2008 • Leave a Comment

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.

• March 14, 2008 • Leave a Comment

You’re a back stabbing Hollywood pimp

• March 13, 2008 • 1 Comment

They plague our people at every turn, but from this day out, they shall plague us no more

• January 15, 2008 • 1 Comment

You pay for what you get

• December 7, 2007 • 2 Comments

They say I have A.D.D. They just don’t understand…Oh look, a chicken

• November 30, 2007 • 4 Comments